|TOP TEN THINGS A CAT THINKS ABOUT...
- I could have sworn I heard a can opener.
- Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their
- Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?
- I wonder if Morris really liked 9-lives, or did he have ULTERIOR
- Hmmmm.... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why
can't we ever get those STUPID dogs to do anything for us?
- This looks like a good spot for a nap.
- Hey - no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener.
- Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if
we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in
the first place.
- If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?
- If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let
THEM know who's boss !!